What do you get with a nutty vampire Johnny Depp meets a seductively ever-jealous blonde Eva Green? The first look of Dark Shadows had me laughing out loud with Depps’ bewilderment at watching a singer on TV “What sorcery is this? Reveal yourself tiny songstress!” Tim Burton’s latest adaptation features his muse cursed to become a vampire buried in the earth by an evil witch only to be released from his coffin two centuries later, 1972. I can hardly wait for this glitz-and-glam funny fantasy to be released in May 11. But would Tim Burton’s version fail to disappointment fans of the original TV show? Only time shall tell.